Ikea combo meal

It’s two hot dogs, chips and a coke. Read more

Pepsi Throwback

Pepsi Throwback. Made with real sugar. Knowing as I’m sure you do that I am the founder of Cereal Awareness Month, you probably know where I stand on this. Read more

Eating a whole bag of Funyuns

I stupidly ate an entire bag of Funyuns yesterday.

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Golden Grahams

“Oh those Golden Grahams…”

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Turkey sandwich

This turkey sandwich I’m eating right now is totally not crap. I’m sorry you will never know how good it is, but I shall have no regrets finishing it.

Today’s turkey sandwich: not crap.

New York summer weather 2009

New York summer weather 2009? Crap. If I wanted crappy summer weather like this, I’d move to Maine. Way to go, Nature.

Spring in New York 2009

Crap. Can it possibly rain any more? Crap, Spring. You are crap.

Apple Jacks: not crap

In line with Cereal Awareness Month, currently being celebrated on Maximum Awesome, we will assess the cereals mentioned during this lavish holiday.

Apple Jacks is purportedly a multigrain cereal flavored with apples and cinnamon.

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Women, shoes & winter in New York

Ladies, tramps and harlots. The dry, cold air whips around your ankles. Brackish water, gray slush and bits of grit splash up your heel. Read more

Crap or Not Crap?

The anti-review site begins.

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